OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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