sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
handjob tips. give me some.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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