I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I AM VODKA MAN
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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