Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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