He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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