he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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