I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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