So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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