Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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