so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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