Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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