I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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