Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
wow bdsm is so cute
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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