if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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