Well douche your snatch and let's go!
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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