.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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