Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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