so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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