dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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