tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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