I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
