Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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