apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
