8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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