You're completely useless in the revolution.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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