If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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