and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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