I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
its not stalking. its research.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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