Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
How does it feel to date your dad?
wow bdsm is so cute
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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