it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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