and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I FOUND THE LEGS
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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