When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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