i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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