how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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