Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
