sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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