I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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