How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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