chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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