Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I can't turn off my feet"
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
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