that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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