so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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