Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?

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(708): View more from Illinois

For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...

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(251): View more from Alabama

As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?

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(641): View more from Iowa

What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor

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(947): View more from Michigan

Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?

(1-947): View more from Michigan

I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.

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(770): View more from Georgia

It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.

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(512): View more from Texas

Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks

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