Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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