My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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