Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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