So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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