Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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