Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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