you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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