She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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