stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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