A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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